Friday, December 23, 2005

Happy Birthday jesus, gentiles and an end to the MTA strike

Well, even though i was happy to see all the folks walking, skating, and biking to their job in in nyc, i am greatful to have the sidewalks back to myself, some sort of Christmas miracle? Some of the fat folk though could probably keep walking but allas. I am sure if the fine in the 80's was a million dollars, the fine in the 21st centurt will plague the tolls to the tune of 1 Billion dollars, a dr. evol moment for us all. But allas nothing better than some Christmas humor to get us through it all. I ran into Jesus at this year's Agency Halloween party, and he said he was working on a Holiday greeting card; Funnier than Saturday Night Live and larger than a breadbasket.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

when eating was fun

Being a little kid with so many neato toys and flashing lights and buttons has got to be real fantasy world, more so than I can possibly remember, add the fact that all this technology is super cheap with no real expense for developing "film" lets say, eventhough I actaully still prefer it (of course) because it does hide and blend things. HD is too real. Too close. Too much detail. The newscasters are fugly. I don't want to look that close. This is going to make people even fussier than they are now. Their little brains have got to be different.

Saturday, December 03, 2005

slushy 32 degree mt bike ride

After a nite of staying up late with the fellas to rock, i was able to get myself out of bed with the assistance of lucy lu the black lab's need to take a crap. I hit chimney rock at 10AM. Did solo ride don't think my lungs are up to task yet but with a little more training I will be able to keep up with faster riders. Did a solid 1hr.