Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Attack of the PMS monster


Normally, I stray away from questionable un-pc material for the analog living blog, but come-on folks, this is just too funny. Plus since my wife is preggers there is a new variation of this occurence. The beast within is real - and beautiful. Thanks.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Zen and the Art of Mountain Biking

Quite simply put as I look around the business interactive space there are a few cross fades that have unified asymmetry or cross-over to the real world. In this case Zen and the art of Mountain biking metaphors can enable measures of success in the business world with the clear challenges that are in woods. There are large and small rocks, inclines, slow accents, steep descents, slippery paths and fallen trees,etc, that can be tied back to some work place situation. Assuming there is no level playing field where egos and vertical success ladders are mainly based on confidence. A good rider must learn what the terrain is all about first. This does not happen casually or overnight. So in essence the focus you need is all about you and the trail ahead. There are simple things to keep in mind:
  • When you see a hard and difficult obstacle pedal fast, as speed or time is the only measure of success. This is a basic law of inertia that perceived slow moving objects will tumble. Believe me it is much easier to over a large bunch of tree trunks fast.

  • Plan your route of attack on the trail on a winding and steep accent. Make your gears loose and easy and peddle your ass off. This action will impact a faster and safer arrival on the next plateau.
  • On a steep and treacherous accent take a systematic approach. Make a growl. Plot where you are going to dig in so a visible path can be attained.
  • When you see another biker or pedestrian on the path. Tell them to watch out on one side or the other. Be clear and communicate "Biker, on your right!" Directing your path will give way to next set of obstacles and you will at the same time get respect.
  • Learn to enjoy the scenery and steep descents, put your ass back in the seat so you don't do an end-over and break when you need to. This is the ultimate biker high. There well be additional jumps and rocks in the way but you have inertia on your side so no need to exert too much if you don't need too. Just watch the ground and beware of conflict.
  • Know the mountain. Know that beginnings are usually very muddy but as you rise to the top, things get easier, as this is where the sun finds it easier to reach the mountain. Enjoy the sun and take a break.
  • Know your equipment. If only 20 gears of 21 work, learn to use what you need and oil those strengths and put them in front. If your legs are short, know that you can probably navigate a windy path better than somebody's long legs. Address and embrace your weak traits and figure out how to turn them around and use them to your advantage.
  • Hydrate and make sure you don't over heat. Wear layers if under 45 degrees, and peel them back as your body acclimates. This will allow you to be calm and collected and you won't get so fatigued where you will loose your cool and allow you to make the best responses to conflict or issues.
  • Don't litter as it is very annoying to find garbage on the trail. Try and give back to other fellow mt bikers. Take 10 minutes out of your ride to fix a jump or path so they don't have to. This is a benefit of collaboration and example of an action that makes the experience more enjoyable for all.
  • Ride with better riders if you can. Find a mentor. Talk with other riders. Tell them how you feel or ask them questions. Share experiences. You can't learn in a vaccum. This will help validate and build your confidence.